About Ebay and Anything Else Requiring...

[TheHappyPoster]

...a catchy headline.

Howdy folks,

I have a side business of headline creation.
I'm legendary at it, and I'm not kidding, it's
a real talent for me. I'm even better than
the usual copywriting you see on the web
because I really know how to think outside
the box.

Here are a bunch from a challenge I just
gave to people at another forum:

Repost of a partial thread. The topic of the
marketer is Online Golf....here goes

"Larry Scott
Take a look and see what you can do. Good headlines !"
Thanks, Larry"

You're welcome, Larry. Here goes...!

1) Get Paid for Playing Golf on Your Lunch Break!
2) Tired of Dragging Those Golf Clubs All Over the Place?
3) Make a Big Fat Paycheck Golfing From Your Desktop!
4) Your Tee-Time is 9am. Leave Your Money Home.
5) Too Old to Walk the Golf Course? So Aren't We But That Doesn't Stop Us!
6) How to Make a Golf Cart Full of Cash in Just 9 Holes...!
7) Earn Bread and Butter With Your Sand Wedge and Your Putter!
On this Course, You Can Throw Your Golf Clubs All You Want...
9) We Guarantee You'll Get Hooked....And Sliced...and You'll Hit a Few Straight, Too."
10) Practice Your Putt In Your Office Without Anyone Knowing!
11) How Would You Rate This Money-Making Golf Game?
12) A Business Opportunity That INCREASES Your Golfing Time!
(expect #12 to hit the spam folder!)
13) Instant Golf - Double Click and Sign In...
14) Here's the Secret the Golf Pros Don't Want You to Know...!
15) Why Do So Many Find This Particular Golf Game Irresistable?!"

Anyways, I did about 15 topics to showcase my talents.
If anyone here would like to partake of my business, please
just email me. I'm very reasonable and here's how I look
at it. If I get enough people to open your ad to get you at
least one sale -- it's paid for itself -- but I'm even better
than that...for real!

Email me if you auction on ebay or anywhere and need
some incredible headlines to get your ad viewed. Contrary
to in-the-box thinkers, if there are 80 auctions all with titles
saying the same things, you have to be similar but just enough
different to catch peoples eye...and that's where I come in...

[email protected]

Many blessings, best wishes...
Sam
ps. Ebay in conjunction with the banner
below can create a perpetual traffic machine![/code]