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Vishal P. Rao
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#1 · Posted: 31 Dec 2010 00:42
Just received this funny email and thought of sharing with you people....
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. .
Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes � one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it..
enjoy n hav blast on ur 31st night n wish all u guys a very happy new year
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markdudek
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#2 · Posted: 31 Dec 2010 04:00
Hi Vishal -
I think my wife would have something to say about all that!
I hope you too, and indeed everyone here, has a great New Year blast! My son and his friend have bought about $250 worth of big fireworks to let off, so it will certainly be a blast haha! Pity the neighbours...
All the best,
Mark.
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Vishal P. Rao
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#3 · Posted: 1 Jan 2011 02:24
Cheers Mark 
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talfighel
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#4 · Posted: 1 Jan 2011 07:35
Happy New Years Mark.
Hope your son's fireworks SPECTACULAR is a lot of fun.
Tal
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katereber
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#5 · Posted: 20 Apr 2011 12:42
Hhhmmm, i think this thread is for boys only..But after reading it, I realized that all stated below are true and it makes me smile.. Nice one..Boys are luckier than woman..lol......
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#6 · Posted: 20 Apr 2011 18:01
Wow. That about sums it up. LOL very funny.
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#7 · Posted: 26 Apr 2011 09:10
To positivemagic,
So buddy had you found out to yourself that you are lucky one? haha, just kidding..
Good day to you!! LOL
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mariacaniedo
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#8 · Posted: 11 May 2011 04:54
I don't think so that Men are Just Happier People ....because they are just keeping the true feeling,for they are not like women that is very expressive.,Men usually just silent if problems come for they will think of it's solution to the problem,they will just talk if ask.
So,others might think that they are happier for they rule over the house.
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#9 · Posted: 11 May 2011 07:03
mariacaniedo: I don't think so that Men are Just Happier People ....because they are just keeping the true feeling,for they are not like women that is very expressive.,Men usually just silent if problems come for they will think of it's solution to the problem,they will just talk if ask. So,others might think that they are happier for they rule over the house.
Hi, did you understand this thread?
We are NOT talking about problem here, we are talking about the advantage of being a men. Try to read it again..
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#10 · Posted: 11 May 2011 19:18
Lol!!!!!!!!!Really?I admit it!
Well,all MEN's heart now are overwhelming!just because they are men!are gay exempted to this?maybe because they belongs to the category,thanks for comment,anyway i have a teachable heart LOL!!!!!!!!!!for me it should be the men are luckiest of all the creation because God them First before Woman Right?[imgs=www.Hair Max.com]picture
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#11 · Posted: 2 Jun 2011 06:14
I agree. Women are just a little bit complicated 
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