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2002mjf
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#1 · Posted: 9 Mar 2008 21:37
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
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aleker
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#2 · Posted: 31 May 2008 19:48
Hahahahahahah Wooof!!!
Thats a good one.
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taz87
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#3 · Posted: 6 Feb 2009 22:34
lmao
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daniel
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#4 · Posted: 17 Sep 2009 01:39 · Edited by: daniel
Hurray for that joke!!!!
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katereber
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#5 · Posted: 23 Apr 2011 11:30
Naughty parrot huh..
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Jose Roman
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#6 · Posted: 24 Apr 2011 15:42
Lol, yea that was funny!
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katereber
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#7 · Posted: 6 May 2011 13:44
Hello there,
Yeah funny, but not that funny.. But it's not but at all.
Good day to you.
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