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lethalboom
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#1 · Posted: 8 Jun 2008 05:55
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
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happywife
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#2 · Posted: 8 Jun 2008 07:04
Cute! 
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lethalboom
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#3 · Posted: 8 Jun 2008 07:05
i thought they were quite funny :p
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mountainmom5
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#4 · Posted: 9 Jun 2008 16:36
 
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PMHayes
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#5 · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 01:59
May i contribute:
1. A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
Mitch
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opendomain
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#6 · Posted: 10 Jun 2008 02:01
PMHayes: 1. A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
LOL nice.
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