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marperrr
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# Posted: 21 Jul 2008 13:28
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
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Twrestler07
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# Posted: 14 Nov 2008 03:17
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that's good clean humor
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HummelMarketing
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# Posted: 23 Nov 2008 20:35
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haha
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Julsy
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# Posted: 23 Nov 2008 22:47
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LOVE IT!!! Thanks for the laugh!
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# Posted: 23 Nov 2008 22:53
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LOL
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