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funbiz
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# Posted: 4 Feb 2007 14:57
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How to CALL the police when ... you are lod and don't move fast anymore.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well! , you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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sairashab
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# Posted: 10 May 2007 22:43
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good one
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pcwork
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# Posted: 10 May 2007 23:10
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Quick thinking
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TicTacWebsites
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# Posted: 16 May 2007 23:11
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Hahahahah! Now see what quick-thinking does. Just because one is old and cannot move as fast.. doesnt mean one is senile.
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Chaz T
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# Posted: 22 May 2007 20:50
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That's called thinking out of the box Nice!
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talfighel
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2007 11:11
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That was a good one. I like that joke very much.
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innominds
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# Posted: 23 Jul 2007 11:26
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good joke
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aleker
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# Posted: 5 Jun 2008 13:32
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Haha that's a good one.
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